A video from Ernesto Pacheco of last week’s wolfpack hustle through a lit up Saint Louis.
Author: funkstitch
Back on the saddle!
After a two week break, I am back on the trainer. I had a nice leisurely ride yesterday while the kids slurped down ramen noodles and ate clementines.
I entertained them pretending to be a lion training to ride a bicycle in a circus.
I am sore after restarting training but it’s a good sore. I can’t wait to work out some more this afternoon.
Now I have a question. Why is the seat of your bicycle called a saddle but there is a seat post not a saddle post?
What do you do with a budding cyclists?
My son borrowed my daughters Skuut for a few weeks in the late summer and it made all the difference when he attempted to ride his big boy bike. Now a couple months have passed and it is getting harder and harder to convince him that he needs to be in the bike trailer with his sister.
“But Mom, I can use my coaster break and I don’t fall off my bike anymore,” he pleads.
I try to tell him he isn’t old enough to ride to the grocery store. After all, he is only five. We have friends that didn’t start riding a bike until they were almost in middle school (some of them actually were in middle school).
So, we started these small trips. Instead of just letting him ride from one end of the block to the other, he can ride to the cookie store or to the Chinese grocer.
Now, those little trips to get soy sauce aren’t enough.
So, we took his bike to the park and let him ride the bike trail. He rode seven miles. SEVEN MILES! We only left because it was getting dark and neither me nor my husband had lights with us. He rode his bike up and down the block when we got home.
Yesterday, he convinced his father to take him to Cherokee Street Bikes since daddy needs a new bottom bracket. He only had one crash, and daddy had three. I guess it’s hard to pedal behind a five year old when you have cycling shoes on your feet.
Sometimes when it gets too dark to ride on the sidewalk outside, I let him ride on our trainer. He loves the trainer. He pretends he is doing a sprint workout and that I am his coach. He refuses to call me mom at these times.
He told me yesterday that riding his bike was his favorite thing to do, ever.
He always lists riding his bike as his favorite thing of the day. It’s a good day if he biked.
However, it’s December and it is only going to get colder. How can I help him with his love of cycling when, hopefully, there is snow on the ground?
New Cycling Shoes
So, this past weekend the Handlebar hosted both the sale your shit Sunday and Frankenbike events to make for a rummage sale extravaganza. I ended the day with most of my Christmas shopping completed and with a pair of Pearl Izumi cycling shoes.
Earlier this year I swore I didn’t need clips and straps. However, after I got over the initial shock of running my bike into the back of a parked tow truck on my first day of use I did eventually warm up to them. So much so, that I found I couldn’t ride my old Hollywood cruiser without attempting to end my own life when my feet kept slipping off of the pedals.
Now, I have cycling shoes. Something I NEVER thought that I would use, myself.
I made fun of all the roadies riding around town with their goofy death-traps. The funny way they waddled through the grocery store because they could never imagine a run to get some more cliff bars and bananas without the complete get up.
Now, I feel that I am becoming one….
I feel a strong urge from within wanting my own bib shorts and jersey.
It is hard to imagine that last summer I biked with ballet flats and long flowing skirts without a care in the world. I wonder where that girl is hiding?
Oh well, now I can go fast!
Waiting for the festivities to begin!

All set up at the handlebar for this month’s Sell Your Shit Sunday. There will be lots of stuff to look at today as well as the usual good food and drinks. Buy a hat, drink a beer, have a great time.
Gateway Cup
Last night was the first race of this weekend’s Gateway Cup.
This is Missouri’s top racing event, according to them anyway.
It’s rain or shine so bring an umbrella if you think it will help.
Have fun this labor day weekend!
Messenger Bag Prototype
While I prefer the milk crate method of transporting goods on bike, I know that many people prefer to use bags.
The caveat to the bag method, is the bag itself.
At the most inopportune moment the bag will swing itself around to the front and hit your knees or start choking you or if you are lucky enough, both. You keep pushing it back on your back but after a couple miles of the constant pushing denial begins to settle in. Do you keep trying or give up and deal with the beat up knees?
I don’t remember having these problems last year, but then again I was riding a big fat cruiser with a front basket. I intuitively knew that was the place to store my belongings and the occasional watermelon.
If you are like me you’ll just say screw it and knot your strap so that it is short enough and will stay on your back. Then the giant knot sitting on your shoulder starts to rear it’s ugly head. So, when you make your way home you swear off all bags and ratchet strap a milk crate to your bike. It is so firmly attached to my bike that I have a hard time imagining not having it there. That is where I hold my bag, groceries, extra bottles of water, patch kit, and whatever else you can imagine. I understand not all people can make this type of commitment to a milk crate and permanently affix it to their bike. My husband tried it and after one grocery run he came home and swore off all milk crates and doesn’t even feel comfortable with a back rack on his bike.

You won’t see my husband riding around like this.
http://www.cicle.org
He’s a bag type of guy.
So, I understand this and I am currently in the design stages of the perfect cycling bag.
What makes the perfect cycling bag? Apparently it needs to be large enough to carry all of your earthly possessions and enough beer to drown out your sorrows that you have to carry all of your earthly possessions in a bag on your back while riding your bike. Something like that, anyways.
The first prototype was constructed Wednesday evening and finished in time for the FBC ride. My husband was my official bag tester and assured me that while the bag needs a few things adjusted it handled it’s first ride well enough. Future bags would need a U-lock holster and a cell phone pocket and maybe even a place to put a water bottle or two. He has officially dubbed the bag his official grocery bag, though, so none of those things will be added to this particular bag.
But what are the essential bag accessories or design aspects?
Let me know in the comments or email those that top your personal list to funkstitch at gmail dot com
My Naked Bike Ride Recap
First of all, this year’s naked bike ride was my very first.
Secondly, it was lots of fun even with all of the naked dudes and drunken people.
I literally locked my bike up and someone was handing me a PBR, also a first for the night.
(This is me with said PBR in hand)
I was so glad to be able to ride my bike with so many people last night, although I will admit that I had moments of frustration when I felt I couldn’t break free from all of the drunk and/or inexperienced cyclists out there.
Anyways, my top 5 highlights of the night:
- Riding my bike, of course
- Watching all the guys air out their crotches and not so secretly regretting riding without pants on their tiny seats
- The ridiculous people of Saint Louis that did not make it out for the ride but chose to line the streets and cheer on everyone that did
- The sheer amount of people that came out on their bikes
Last but not least
- Guy with the wicked “cockstache”
If you are digging my South Side Cyclery t-shirt recon, check out this video and try it out yourself. If you are like me and have a larger shirt to start out with then I suggest cutting up the back and re-stitching to fit.
Glad to be Home!
While the one and only Corn Palace was loads of fun, it feels good to be home.
Handlebar Today!
I’ll be at the Handlebar from 12-4 today. I’ll have a selection of freshly made cycling hats, bags and baby slings. Stop by and say hi (and buy me some coffee because I’m really tired).



